When I go out with my guy

“Hey, two piggies.”

I looked for the voice owner, but I didn’t find them.

“What’s the matter?” My friend said.

“Someone called us two piggies,” I told.

“Then?”

“Aren’t you angry?”

“Why? They are correct. We are pig.”

“Oh, I forgot. My bad memory.”

I dream about strawberry

One night, I dreamt about a strawberry.
After I woke up, I thought about it; I wanted to eat strawberries. But where could I get it?
“In my yard, there was no one. In my neighbors’ yards, there was no one either. Where should I go to get a strawberry?
“In the jungle,” a crow said from a branch of a tree.
“In the jungle, there is a fox. You want to lure me to him to bite me to death, then you will share my meat. I won’t go,” I said.
“Oh you are not stupid as I heard,” the crow said before he flew away.

I don’t like to swim, but I can go to the lake

“Hey piggie, let’s go swim,” duck said.

“No. I’m hungry,” I said.

“Where I am going to swim, there is a lot of food nearby.”

“Let go.”

Cow is my friend

“Who said pig and cow could not be friends?” I said.

“No one says it,” they said.

“Oh, I was wrong. My bad. Sorry.”