written by Chakriya PHOU
In a company's room...
Interviewer: Hello, welcome to my company. Please show why I should hire you.
Interviewee: Because I have 3 qualifications.
Interviewer: What are they?
Interviewee: First, I speak honestly. Second, I share all knowledge/information. Third, if I do something wrong, I will accept my mistake.
Interviewer: Because of these 3 qualifications, I hope you'll find another job.
Interviewee: Why?
Interviewer: You speak honestly; it means you are not flexible. If you share info, it means you cannot be my confidant because you would tell others about my story. If you accept your mistake when you do wrong, it means you don't know the art of living. I'm sorry, man. Good luck to you.
Interviewee: !!!
