How to party

“Let's party at your house,” Duck said. 

“My house!” I said. 

“Good. I want to eat grass,” Cow said. 

“We don't want to eat; we want to stay in the mud,” the twin piggies said. 

“Me too. I want to swim,” Duck said. 

“Hence, let’s go to the lake,” I said. 

“Why?” All of them said. 

“Over there, there are grasses for Cow to eat, water for Duck to swim, and at the shore of the lake, there is cool mud for the piggies to stay,” I claimed.

Pig doesn't want butterfly

“If you want a butterfly, don't chase it. Build a garden,” the duck said.

“Correct.” The cow nodded. “Then there will be many butterflies for you.”

“Yes,” the twin piggies said. “Get up and start working.”

“No, I don't,” I said.

“Why?” All of them asked.

“Because I just want to be a pig who is happy to be a pig. And a pig doesn't need a butterfly,” I said before I lay on a lounge and drank coconut juice.

Under a shiny sun

It was a good day to relax and tan my skin. 

La la la… 

Then I saw a crow flying. In his peak, there was a small stone. He flew back and forth over my head. 

“Hey, crow,” I said. “What are you doing?” 

The crow flew down to stand on my table. He put down the rock before he spoke, “I am thirsty. I found a bottle of water, but the bottle is half full. I cannot drink it. So I get rocks to put into that bottle to make the water come up, and then I can drink it.” 

I thought for a second, then I said, “Wait.” 

I ran into my house. For a moment, I came back with a straw in my hand. 

“It's the year 2023 now. Don’t use rock, use this,” I said, and then I gave it to him.

 

Because I want to catch a fish

I tried my best to learn how to swim.

Yes, it was because I wanted to catch a fish.

Pig is fat; I wanted to reduce some weight, and I was recommended to eat fish.