“Grandma, is that you?” I asked.
“Yes, dear. It's me, your grandma. Open the door,” the outsider said.
“I won't,” I said. “Because I don't have a grandma.”
I heard the angry voice of the wolf, then I heard it going back to the forest.
Later on…
“I have good intentions; that's why I came to tell you that twin piggies talked about you behind your back,” Duck said, then left.
Later on…
“We have good intentions; that's why we came to tell you that cow talked about you behind your back,” Twin Piggies said, then they left.
“Hmmm…” I took a long breath. ‘All of you make me feel I am a person with bad intentions.’ I spoke my mind. ‘Because all of you told me who talks behind my back, but I never tell that each of you talk behind each other’s back to me.’
“My house!” I said.
“Good. I want to eat grass,” Cow said.
“We don't want to eat; we want to stay in the mud,” the twin piggies said.
“Me too. I want to swim,” Duck said.
“Hence, let’s go to the lake,” I said.
“Why?” All of them said.
“Over there, there are grasses for Cow to eat, water for Duck to swim, and at the shore of the lake, there is cool mud for the piggies to stay,” I claimed.
“Correct.” The cow nodded. “Then there will be many butterflies for you.”
“Yes,” the twin piggies said. “Get up and start working.”
“No, I don't,” I said.
“Why?” All of them asked.
“Because I just want to be a pig who is happy to be a pig. And a pig doesn't need a butterfly,” I said before I lay on a lounge and drank coconut juice.
La la la…
Then I saw a crow flying. In his peak, there was a small stone. He flew back and forth over my head.
“Hey, crow,” I said. “What are you doing?”
The crow flew down to stand on my table. He put down the rock before he spoke, “I am thirsty. I found a bottle of water, but the bottle is half full. I cannot drink it. So I get rocks to put into that bottle to make the water come up, and then I can drink it.”
I thought for a second, then I said, “Wait.”
I ran into my house. For a moment, I came back with a straw in my hand.
“It's the year 2023 now. Don’t use rock, use this,” I said, and then I gave it to him.
I tried my best to learn how to swim.
Yes, it was because I wanted to catch a fish.
Pig is fat; I wanted to reduce some weight, and I was recommended to eat fish.
In a company's room...
Interviewer: Hello, welcome to my company. Please show why I should hire you.
Interviewee: Because I have 3 qualifications.
Interviewer: What are they?
Interviewee: First, I speak honestly. Second, I share all knowledge/information. Third, if I do something wrong, I will accept my mistake.
Interviewer: Because of these 3 qualifications, I hope you'll find another job.
Interviewee: Why?
Interviewer: You speak honestly; it means you are not flexible. If you share info, it means you cannot be my confidant because you would tell others about my story. If you accept your mistake when you do wrong, it means you don't know the art of living. I'm sorry, man. Good luck to you.
Interviewee: !!!
It was easy since I was new to planting succulents. There are many kinds of succulents. After discussion, three of us decided to plant mothe...
