Pig can't fight if it is stressed

It was a sunny evening. I lay in a wooden lounge in the front yard of my house and enjoyed coconut juice.

The crow flew to perch on a branch in front of my house.

“Hello buddy, how have you been? I’m worried about you,” I said.

“I am always fine,” Crow said. “You should worry about yourself.”

“Why?”

“The wolf is finding a way to get you.”

“Oh,” I said, then I raised up my back from the lounge to drink the coconut juice.

“Looks like you don’t worry about anything,” Crow said. “The wolf! Do you know him? The wolf. He is the wolf. He comes to eat you.”

“Ugh, take it easy, buddy,” I said after drinking the coconut juice. Next, I lay on my back in the lounge, pulled on black glasses to wear, and put my head on my hands. “I can’t fight with him if I don’t have enough sleep, my stomach is empty, and my head and mind are stressed.”

Chef has to cook

We wanted to have a picnic at the lake, and we were discussing food we should cook. Cow and Duck were arguing while the twin pigs and I were listening.

“I want to be the chef,” Cow said.

“No, I should be the chef,” Duck said.

“I should be, not you,” Cow said.

“No, I should be,” Duck said.

Feeling strange about their argument, I decided to ask, “You want to be a chef, so you will cook, won't you?”

“No,” Cow and Duck said at the same time, “I want to be the chef, but you are the cook.”

I opened my eyes, “Why me? Two of you want to be the chef. Why don't you cook?”

“I just want to be the chef, but I don't want to cook. You have to cook.”

After hearing two of them say that, I shook my head, “Who wants to be the chef is the cook. If the chef doesn't cook, let's go home.”

No one said anything. Then the picnic was canceled.

I am a pig, so I must learn from pig

“Why do you watch Rosita? Why don't you watch other animals?” Duck said. 

“Why do you want me to watch other animals?” I said. 

“Because you are a pig and Rosita is a pig too. You will not get anything from watching the pig. If you watch other animals, you will be able to learn from them.” 

“Why do I have to learn from other animals when I am a pig?” I stated. “I am a pig. I should watch anything about the pig to learn how the pig motivates themselves, encourages themselves, and solves their problems themselves.”

How to party

“Let's party at your house,” Duck said. 

“My house!” I said. 

“Good. I want to eat grass,” Cow said. 

“We don't want to eat; we want to stay in the mud,” the twin piggies said. 

“Me too. I want to swim,” Duck said. 

“Hence, let’s go to the lake,” I said. 

“Why?” All of them said. 

“Over there, there are grasses for Cow to eat, water for Duck to swim, and at the shore of the lake, there is cool mud for the piggies to stay,” I claimed.

Pig doesn't want butterfly

“If you want a butterfly, don't chase it. Build a garden,” the duck said.

“Correct.” The cow nodded. “Then there will be many butterflies for you.”

“Yes,” the twin piggies said. “Get up and start working.”

“No, I don't,” I said.

“Why?” All of them asked.

“Because I just want to be a pig who is happy to be a pig. And a pig doesn't need a butterfly,” I said before I lay on a lounge and drank coconut juice.

Under a shiny sun

It was a good day to relax and tan my skin. 

La la la… 

Then I saw a crow flying. In his peak, there was a small stone. He flew back and forth over my head. 

“Hey, crow,” I said. “What are you doing?” 

The crow flew down to stand on my table. He put down the rock before he spoke, “I am thirsty. I found a bottle of water, but the bottle is half full. I cannot drink it. So I get rocks to put into that bottle to make the water come up, and then I can drink it.” 

I thought for a second, then I said, “Wait.” 

I ran into my house. For a moment, I came back with a straw in my hand. 

“It's the year 2023 now. Don’t use rock, use this,” I said, and then I gave it to him.

 

Because I want to catch a fish

I tried my best to learn how to swim.

Yes, it was because I wanted to catch a fish.

Pig is fat; I wanted to reduce some weight, and I was recommended to eat fish.