I am a pig, so I must learn from pig

 

“Why do you watch Rosita? Why don't you watch other animals?” Duck said. 

“Why do you want me to watch other animals?” I said. 

“Because you are a pig and Rosita is a pig too. You will not get anything from watching the pig. If you watch other animals, you will be able to learn from them.” 

“Why do I have to learn from other animals while I am a pig?” I stated. “I am a pig. I should watch anything about the pig to learn how the pig motivates themselves, encourages themselves, and solves their problems themselves.”

Nice bad guy

I was surprised as I opened my door and saw the crow piercing on a table in the yard. Her eyes were like panda’s eyes and she looked at me with a furious glance.

“Good morning,” I said. “What’s happened to your eyes?”

“Idiot,” the crow said. “I didn’t sleep for the whole night to get information for you and I waited for you here since the sun didn’t rise, and you just got up.”

“It’s not my fault to get up at lunch time.”

“I don’t want to argue with you. I came here to tell you that the wolf doesn’t give up on getting you. So be careful.”

“Oh, thank you for telling me. But why did you tell me? I think you want to eat me too.”

“Sure, I want to eat you. I told you this news to pay for your kindness that you gave me a straw to drink water last time.”

After telling it, the crow flew away.

Lazy

 

We were sitting by the lake.

“I am cold,” cow said.

“Pig,” duck called, “go to your house and take a sweater for cow.”

“No,” I said.

“You are lazy,” duck said.

“Right. Pig, you are lazy,” twin piggies said.

“Yes, I am,” I said with a smile. “If you are not lazy, go take it.”

Because she is who she is

“Piggy, there is a crow perching on a branch of a tree in front of your house. Aren't you afraid of it?” Cow, duck and twin piggies asked me.

“No,” I said.

They narrowed their eyes, “Why not?”

“Because I can see that she is a crow and she doesn't hide herself as a crow,” I said with a smile.

I am smart

When the sun set, while I was sleeping in my bed, there was a door knock.

“Grandma, is that you?” I asked.

“Yes dear. It's me, your grandma. Open the door,” the outsider said.

“I won't,” I said. “Because I don't have a grandma.”

I heard an angry voice of the wolf, then I heard it going back to the forest.

No one is bad!!!

“I have good intentions, that's why I came to tell you that duck talked about you behind your back,” cow said, then left.

Later on…

 “I have good intentions, that's why I came to tell you that twin piggies talked about you behind your back,” duck said, then left.

Later on…

“We have good intentions, that's why we came to tell you that cow talked about you behind your back,” twin piggies said, then they left.

“Hmmm…,” I took a long breath. ‘All of you make me feel I am a person with bad intentions.’ I spoke in my mind. ‘Because all of you told me who talks behind my back, but I never tell that each of you talk behind each other to me.’

How to party

“Let's party at your house,” duck said. 

“My house!” I said. 

“Good. I want to eat grass,” cow said. 

“We don't want to eat, we want to stay in the mud,” the twin piggies said. 

“Me too. I want to swim,” duck said. 

“Hence let's go to the lake,” I said. 

“Why?” All of them said. 

“Over there, there are grasses for cow to eat, water for duck to swim and at the shore of the lake there is cool mud for the piggies to stay,” I claimed.

Pig doesn't want butterfly

 

“If you want a butterfly, don't chase it. Build a garden,” the duck said.

“Correct.” The cow nodded. “Then there will be many butterflies for you.”

“Yes,” the twin piggies said. “Get up and start working.”

“No, I don't,” I said.

“Why?” All of them asked.

“Because I just want to be a pig who is happy to be a pig. And a pig doesn't need a butterfly,” I said before I laid on a lounge and drank coconut juice.

Under a shiny sun

It was a good day to relax and tan my skin. 

La la la… 

Then I saw a crow flying. In his peak, there was a small stone. He flew back and forth over my head. 

“Hey crow,” I said. “What are you doing?” 

The crow flew down to stand on my table. He put down the rock before he spoke, “I am thirsty. I found a bottle of water but the water is half. I cannot drink it. So I get rocks to put into that bottle to make the water come up then I can drink it.” 

I thought for a second, then I said, “Wait.” 

I ran into my house. For a moment, I came back with a straw in my hand. 

“It's the year 2023 now. Don’t use rock, use this,” I said then I gave it to him.

 

Because I want to catch a fish

I tried my best to learn how to swim.
Yes, it was because I wanted to catch a fish.
Pig is fat; I wanted to reduce some weight and I was recommended to eat fish.

 

 

Job interview

written by Chakriya PHOU

In a company's room...

Interviewer : Hello, welcome to my company. Please show why I should hire you.

Interviewee : Because I have 3 qualifications.

Interviewer : What are they?

Interviewee : First, I speak honestly. Second, I share all knowledge/information. Third, if I do something wrong, I will accept my mistake.

Interviewer : Because of these 3 qualifications, I hope you'll find another job.

Interviewee : Why?

Interviewer : You speak honestly, it means you are not flexible. You share info, it means you cannot be my confidant because you would tell others about my story. You accept your mistake if you do wrong, it means you don't know the art of living. I'm sorry, man. Good luck to you.

Interviewee : !!!