Job Interview


written by Chakriya PHOU

 
In a company's room...

Interviewer : Hello, welcome to my company. Please show why I should hire you.
 
Interviewee : Because I have 3 qualifications.
 
Interviewer : What are they?
 
Interviewee : First, I speak honestly. Second, I share all knowledge/information. Third, if I do something wrong, I will accept my mistake.
 
Interviewer : Because of these 3 qualifications, I hope you'll find another job.
 
Interviewee : Why?
 
Interviewer : You speak honest, it means you are not flexible. You share info, it means you cannot be my confidant because you would tell other about my story. You accept your mistake if you do wrong, it means you don't know the art of living. I'm sorry, man. Good luck to you.
 
Interviewee : !!!

6 comments:

  1. What if I want to get a job for the first time after graduation? What do I need to say in this case?

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  2. Majkl, You need to prepare well for the interview so that you know what to say in the interview. The author won't tell you anything here, he just told a story from his life, or a fictional story about a job interview ... as he sees it in his own words ...

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  3. Oh..It's terrible to be looking for a new job during this tough time... Do you have any interview tricks? Let's learn from each other. Recently I have found an exciting resource where you can read about the useful job interview star method https://mrsimon.ai/star-interview-method/. It turned out that this method really can help you structure your story when answering behavioral questions.

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  4. Making a good impression in a job interview is difficult without careful home preparation. Sit down and think about how and what you will talk with a potential employer, stock up on facts confirming your achievements in previous jobs, think over the answers to possible questions. Such psychological training will allow you to feel more confident in an interview, conduct a dialogue on an equal footing, and will simply cheer you up.
    Your interview is a self-presentation. And that starts with your resume. So when you prepare to look for a job, consider each step.

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  5. The interview situation is excellently described. I was recently looking for a job and I know how difficult it is to be in the role of job seeker. It's good when there is reliable support and advice on the forums.
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