Pig can't fight if it is stressed

It was a sunny evening. I laid in a wooden lounge in the front yard of my house and enjoyed coconut juice.

The crow flew to perch on a branch in front of my house.

“Hello buddy, how have you been? I’m worried about you,” I said.

“I am always fine,” the crow said. “You should worry about yourself.”

“Why?”

“The wolf is finding a way to get you.”

“Oh,” I said, then I raised up my back from the lounge to drink the coconut juice.

“Look like you don’t worry about anything,” the crow said. “The wolf! Do you know him? The wolf. He is the wolf. He comes to eat you.”

“Ugh, take it easy buddy,” I said after drinking the coconut juice. Next, I laid on my back in the lounge, pulled a black glasses to wear, and put my head on my hands. “I can’t fight with him if I don’t have enough sleep, my stomach is empty and my head and mind is stressed.”

Chef has to cook

We wanted to have a picnic at the lake and we were discussing food we should cook. Cow and duck were arguing while the twin pigs and I were listening.

“I want to be the chef,” cow said.

“No, I should be the chef,” duck said.

“I should be, not you,” cow said.

“No, I should be,” duck said.

Feeling strange about their argument, I decided to ask, “You want to be a chef, so you will cook, won't you?”

“No,” cow and duck said at the same time, “I want to be the chef but you are the cook.”

I opened my eyes, “Why me? Two of you want to be the chef. Why don't you cook?”

“I just want to be the chef, but I don't want to cook. You have to cook.”

After hearing two of them say, I shook my head, “Who wants to be the chef is the cook. If the chef doesn't cook, let's go home.”

No one said anything. Then the picnic was canceled.

I am a pig, so I must learn from pig

 

“Why do you watch Rosita? Why don't you watch other animals?” Duck said. 

“Why do you want me to watch other animals?” I said. 

“Because you are a pig and Rosita is a pig too. You will not get anything from watching the pig. If you watch other animals, you will be able to learn from them.” 

“Why do I have to learn from other animals while I am a pig?” I stated. “I am a pig. I should watch anything about the pig to learn how the pig motivates themselves, encourages themselves, and solves their problems themselves.”

Nice bad guy

I was surprised as I opened my door and saw the crow piercing on a table in the yard. Her eyes were like panda’s eyes and she looked at me with a furious glance.

“Good morning,” I said. “What’s happened to your eyes?”

“Idiot,” the crow said. “I didn’t sleep for the whole night to get information for you and I waited for you here since the sun didn’t rise, and you just got up.”

“It’s not my fault to get up at lunch time.”

“I don’t want to argue with you. I came here to tell you that the wolf doesn’t give up on getting you. So be careful.”

“Oh, thank you for telling me. But why did you tell me? I think you want to eat me too.”

“Sure, I want to eat you. I told you this news to pay for your kindness that you gave me a straw to drink water last time.”

After telling it, the crow flew away.

Lazy

 

We were sitting by the lake.

“I am cold,” cow said.

“Pig,” duck called, “go to your house and take a sweater for cow.”

“No,” I said.

“You are lazy,” duck said.

“Right. Pig, you are lazy,” twin piggies said.

“Yes, I am,” I said with a smile. “If you are not lazy, go take it.”

Because she is who she is

“Piggy, there is a crow perching on a branch of a tree in front of your house. Aren't you afraid of it?” Cow, duck and twin piggies asked me.

“No,” I said.

They narrowed their eyes, “Why not?”

“Because I can see that she is a crow and she doesn't hide herself as a crow,” I said with a smile.

I am smart

When the sun set, while I was sleeping in my bed, there was a door knock.

“Grandma, is that you?” I asked.

“Yes dear. It's me, your grandma. Open the door,” the outsider said.

“I won't,” I said. “Because I don't have a grandma.”

I heard an angry voice of the wolf, then I heard it going back to the forest.

No one is bad!!!

“I have good intentions, that's why I came to tell you that duck talked about you behind your back,” cow said, then left.

Later on…

 “I have good intentions, that's why I came to tell you that twin piggies talked about you behind your back,” duck said, then left.

Later on…

“We have good intentions, that's why we came to tell you that cow talked about you behind your back,” twin piggies said, then they left.

“Hmmm…,” I took a long breath. ‘All of you make me feel I am a person with bad intentions.’ I spoke in my mind. ‘Because all of you told me who talks behind my back, but I never tell that each of you talk behind each other to me.’

How to party

“Let's party at your house,” duck said. 

“My house!” I said. 

“Good. I want to eat grass,” cow said. 

“We don't want to eat, we want to stay in the mud,” the twin piggies said. 

“Me too. I want to swim,” duck said. 

“Hence let's go to the lake,” I said. 

“Why?” All of them said. 

“Over there, there are grasses for cow to eat, water for duck to swim and at the shore of the lake there is cool mud for the piggies to stay,” I claimed.

Pig doesn't want butterfly

 

“If you want a butterfly, don't chase it. Build a garden,” the duck said.

“Correct.” The cow nodded. “Then there will be many butterflies for you.”

“Yes,” the twin piggies said. “Get up and start working.”

“No, I don't,” I said.

“Why?” All of them asked.

“Because I just want to be a pig who is happy to be a pig. And a pig doesn't need a butterfly,” I said before I laid on a lounge and drank coconut juice.